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name is Hicks.
If you see above,
he's kind of insecure about himself.
Hicks hails from
the East Coast in Virginia. I allow him to
chill with me because I need a tall guy in my entourage. What
can I say about Hicks... that cocky mother
fucker. Oh there you go, he's one bad mother
fu... shut your mouth (because that's what he
needs to do). Why might you ask if I have beef
with one of my good friends? Because he
talks too much about himself. If Mr. Hicks
is sooo cool, then why do people think he
sucks? I dunno, that's their opinion, not
mine :) Being
from the "East Coast" made his head
swell up to the size of a planet. I mean,
yeah I used to live in Virginia, too, but it isn't
that great of a state (just kidding). As for
his head, well, that's a whole 'nuther
story. But yeah, he thinks because he's from
the east coast, he's the shit. Oh he's shit
alright... j/k (kind of...) Really
though, he's a good guy in this shit filled world
that we live in (I really mean he's a boy in a
grown man's body). We love you Hicks. |
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His
name is Irby.
Don't let the ice
cream fool you. He's a hard mother fucker.
Another one of my
esteemed colleagues, Mr. Irby is a man of
intelligence and class. I mean lots of
class. In fact his idol, other than myself,
is P. Diddy (which tells you how much class he
has).
Due
to his age, almighty wisdom, and knowledge of
classic tunes, "Old School" is Irby's
trademark.
For some reason, no matter how hard he
tries to be "hip" or "down"
with "the crew,"
he'll always be an
"old-head" to me.
For those of you who aren't familiar with
the term, an old-head is kind of like an old guy
whom everyone goes to advice to, because he's
pretty much seen and been through every kind of
trial and tribulation there is.
But of course he experienced those times
during an age far before our time.
I'm not saying Irby is old, I'm just
saying... well... yeah,
he's old... er than me
by a lot.
It
also seems like Irby is disgusted with the world
and how things are turning out.
We always find him sleeping, snoring
his troubles away like a dragon protecting his
cave (I couldn't think of any other metaphors).
Well, he does sound like a snoring dragon
when he's sleeping.
But yes, back to the disgust of Irby, he
doesn't like females when it comes to their
actions.
He thinks they are evil.
Yet, he wants to bone every one he sees.
Hmmm... Is it soooo
wrong for a man to bone every woman he sees?
Not in my eyes, but then again, I wouldn't
cast a stone because I'm not perfect.
So
is he a ladies man, GQ material?
Ladies you decide.
And if there are guys out there who find
him attractive, sure go ahead and tell him
yourself.
He's not a bad guy,
all you have to do is just look past the age.
I mean, you're only as old as how you feel,
right Irby?
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