| His
name is Chico.
He likes men, just
kidding.
From California,
Chico likes long walks on the beach, long
island ice teas, and a girl named Mary Jane.
Ahhh, boy does he love Mary Jane :)
He is a happy go
lucky guy who is looking for the right girl to
take his virginity away. Will you be the
lucky one to do the honors? Probably not.
We here at
david_dino.com have toiled endless days trying to
find, or at least force, a woman on top of him in
hopes that he will experience that euphoric joy
called sex. He wants to stay a virgin,
damn. I admire him for his vigilance in
keeping his virility intact until marriage, but he
can't keep substituting a female with his hand
forever in his young age. Sooner or later
rosy palm will leave him for someone else.
Would you agree
with me that his picture makes him look like a
gorilla? I think so. He kinda reminds
of that one monkey on Super Monkey Ball, Gon Gon.
Look it up >> sega.com
Another
thing is his innocence. That boy has not
experienced anything in his life that is worth
anything. He hasn't had sex... well he
hasn't had sex. I think that once he's
experienced that, life will open its many
doors. He'll know heartbreak, he'll know
pain. He'll know how to pleasure a women,
hopefully. But for now, a child's life will
have to do for him, being happy go lucky and not
knowing what the world has in store for him.
I mean, ignorance is bliss.
Born of God, child
of God, but in no way God, Chico is constantly
searching for himself. But with friends like
me, he's obviously looking in the wrong place.
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His
name is Miller.
He's an asshole,
just kidding, kind of...
He wanted
every picture of himself with a cigarette in his
mouth. He thinks that if people see all his
pictures, they will think he's some kind of
smoking fiend. I personally think he just
has an affinity for long slender things in his
mouth.
Why in the hell is
he one of my friends, I have no idea. I was
probably drunk and needed a peon to follow me
around and attend to my every whim. Either
that or it was kinda cool that he was calling me
his hero and I decided to take him under my
wing. It's good to have friends like him.
He is one of the 3
cool guys from California here, which includes
him, myself, and happy go lucky Chico over
there. Miller is somewhat of a skater who
can't skate, always boasting about how he can pull
360 varials or whatever that means (he's just
spurting out some move that he saw on Tony Hawk's
Pro Skater). He likes himself too much and
is an overachiever, enough said.
Miller is also the
epitome of sarcasm. Say something and he's
got a smart ass remark for it. There is
nothing in the world that he won't make a comment
about. So go ahead, say something.
After talking to Miller, murdering a worthless
human being like himself doesn't seem like a bad
idea. Just kidding, kind of...
So is he a good
guy? Yeah, at times. Other than that,
the world could be a better place without
him. Maybe God was angry at the human race
when Miller was conceived on this earth...
who knows. |
